Wu's Coffee

[marval]

Abraham Grossman, the rich young bachelor, is entertaining a gorgeous woman, Gloria, with dinner in his penthouse.

As his Chinese servant pours the coffee, Gloria asks, "Wu, how do you make such delicious coffee?"

"Me take plenty boiled water," explains Wu, "and stir in coffee, velly, velly slow."

"Yes," says Gloria, "but it is so clear. How do you strain it so cleverly?"

"Me take master's silk socks..." begins Wu.

"What!" shouts Grossman. "You take my best silk socks to strain the
coffee?"

"Oh, no, master," replies Wu. "Me never take master's clean socks."

[ELVIS68]

So that's what the Nescafé handshuffle meant

[starone]

Tee-hee I'll make sure not to accept the offer of coffee if I ever go to his penthouse.

[marval]

My answer would be no too Star.