A Small Pie
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were hungry one night and had money only for a small pie.
Since it was too small to divide they decided to go to sleep and the pie would go to the person who had the most interesting dream.
When they woke up in the morning. The Englishman said, “I had a very interesting dream. I dreamed I was ruler over the whole world. You can't get more interesting than that, so I deserve the pie.”
“Hold it,” said the Scotsman. “I dreamed I was ruler over the whole universe, so that pie belongs to me.”
“I had the most interesting dream of all,' said the Irishman. “I dreamed I was hungry, so I got up and ate the pie.”