Blondes have more fun.

[moonraker558]

A blonde girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked.

"Yes, It's because your blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

"Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A,B,C,D,E,F,G!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"

"Yes, It's because your blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

"Mummy Mummy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"

She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm Blonde, Mummy?"

"No Honey, Its because you're 24."

[tonyav]

LOL, I like it moony.

[Psybbo]

Hmmmmmmmmm

[tonyav]

LOL, wasn't you was it, sibo.

[Psybbo]

Tone, back you go to the goat shed, and watch out, Moonie's free until Wednesday

[moonraker558]

I'm glad I didn't say that.

[tonyav]

Better than the goat shed sibo, of to visit aunty joan now. got any paracetamols spare.

[moonraker558]

The local senior citizen care center has begun giving Viagra to the old men each night. It seems it keeps them from rolling out of bed.lol