Jokes1 min ago
Diamond Ring
An elderley man walked into a jewellry store last Friday evening with a much younger beautiful girl by his side.
he told the jeweller he was looking for a special diamond ring for his girlfriend,
the jeweller looked through his stock and found a nice ring at £5,000. the man said 'no i would like to see something more special'. so the jeweller looked in his very special stock and brought out a ring at £40.000. the girls eyes sparkled and her body trembled with excitement,
with seeing this the old man said 'we will take it'.
the jeweller asked how he would pay so the man said 'by cheque, i know you will need time to verify the cheque, so i will write it now then you can ring the bank Monday morning then we can pick it up Monday afternoon'.
On Monday morning the angry jeweller rang the old man to tell him
he only had £25.00 in his account,
'i know' said the old man 'but let me tell you about
MY GREAT WEEKEND'
he told the jeweller he was looking for a special diamond ring for his girlfriend,
the jeweller looked through his stock and found a nice ring at £5,000. the man said 'no i would like to see something more special'. so the jeweller looked in his very special stock and brought out a ring at £40.000. the girls eyes sparkled and her body trembled with excitement,
with seeing this the old man said 'we will take it'.
the jeweller asked how he would pay so the man said 'by cheque, i know you will need time to verify the cheque, so i will write it now then you can ring the bank Monday morning then we can pick it up Monday afternoon'.
On Monday morning the angry jeweller rang the old man to tell him
he only had £25.00 in his account,
'i know' said the old man 'but let me tell you about
MY GREAT WEEKEND'
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