Revenge...

Jemisa | 23:23 Mon 01st Oct 2012 | Jokes

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A woman came home from work just in time to find her husband in bed with nother woman.
With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the
stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vice. She then secured it tight

and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband
terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are.

I'm going to set the garage on fire."

Specimen?

Got a light?

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craft1948

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23:32 Mon 01st Oct 2012

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baza

oooo so very cruel.

craft1948

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baza

Im sitting here with tears in my eyes and legs crossed, you are both very cruel.

Old_Geezer

Takes too much suspension of disbelief really. Even if you bought the superhuman strength bit; to hold it tight in the vice it would already be crushed, he could probably just crawl away at that point.