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joeluke | 14:44 Tue 02nd Oct 2012 | Jokes
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I've got one of those things that means I know exactly how far I am from the car behind me when I'm reversing so I do not crash into it.

A penis.
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Bet his grammar is OK though eh elvis? ;-)

Have to say, the subsequent conversation has been far funnier than the actual joke!
16:25 Tue 02nd Oct 2012
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Our car has a parking sensor and himself has a pneis but he still managed to reverse into a tree.
16:26 Tue 02nd Oct 2012
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Made me laugh !
16:27 Tue 02nd Oct 2012
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No he didn't Sherr, the tree jumped into his path!
16:27 Tue 02nd Oct 2012
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(Boo - he blamed it on the kids making a noise!)
16:28 Tue 02nd Oct 2012
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Errr! My head still is in a mucking fuddle...

I need sleep. zzzzzzz
jem
23:10 Tue 02nd Oct 2012
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i thought my sat-nav was talking to me .. then i realised i have not got a sat-nav.
i was giving professor steven hawking a lift
23:14 Tue 02nd Oct 2012

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