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Inoffensive (I hope) one liners
My income seems to be the only thing I can't live without or within.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Brigade usually uses water.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Brigade usually uses water.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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