Stopped

[marval]

Mum. Don’t panic but I’ve been stopped for drink driving by the police.

I failed the breathalyser and they took a urine sample.

That showed positive too.

So when nobody was looking I stole the sample and ran off.

The police are chasing me now for taking the p!ss

[maggiebee]

Hee hee, nice one

[starone]

tee-hee. I liked it - very funny.