Into hosoital....

Jemisa | 09:53 Tue 09th Oct 2012 | Jokes

6 Answers

A man goes into hospital for a
vasectomy. Before the procedure

a very attractive nurse comes in and
takes his vitals, then tells him to
take all of his clothes off.

When he is fully undressed she instructs
him to lie down on the table.

The man obeys. The nurse then takes all
of her clothes off and climbs
on top and has her way with him.

Upon the completion of the act the man
catches his breath and asks
what that was all about. The nurse
informs the patient that studies
have shown that before a vasectomy if
the man has an ejaculation,
he will be more relaxed and that the
cord is easier for the surgeon to
locate and sever, thereby making the
surgery safer, more efficient and
quicker.

The nurse then wheels the patient to
operating room. While they

are going down the hall the patient
looks through a window to the
right and sees six men in a room
masturbating. Curious, the man asks,

"What are they doing in there?"

The nurse responds, “They’re preparing
for vasectomies too, but you

have BUPA and they have NHS ."