Cake or...?

Jemisa | 13:47 Thu 11th Oct 2012 | Jokes

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Kate was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner.

Her husband Paul was in the living room drinking a beer and watching the football. Hey Paul, you need to come in here and sort this fridge. The door is broke and if you don't mend it the food will go bad." Kate said.
Paul yells back, "Who do I look like the bloody handyman, I Don't think so."

A little while later Kate says, "Darlin', you need to fix the hall light, it's out."
"Who do I look like an electrician, I don't think so, " Paul says.

A few minutes later Kate says, "Paul, you need to mend the porch step before someone gets hurt on it."

Paul quickly replies, "Who do I look like the local bleedin' carpenter,
I don't think so."

Frustrated, he gets up and leaves.

He decides to go to the pub down the road.
After the game was over, he began to feel slightly guilty for the way he treated his wife so he went on home.
He comes up to the porch and realises that the step is fixed.

He walked into the house and noticed that the hall light was now on .

He walked into the kitchen to get a cold beer and noticed that the fridge door was working ok..
Paul sees his wife and says, "Hello love, how did you sort all these jobs."
She looked at him and said, "Well after you left I began to cry on the porch.
A fine young man walked past and noticed I was crying and he asked me what he could do to help.

He fixed everything.

I asked him what I could do for payment.
He said I could either bake him a cake or sleep with him."
Paul says, "Well, what kind of cake did you bake him?"

Kate looks at him and replies, "Who do I look like Jane Asher,
I don't think so!"