The Virgin...

[Jemisa]

Sitting in the old folks home,Madge moaned to Bessie,"I can't believe I'm
going to die a virgin"
"Don't be so bloody ridiculous,,"replied Bessie,"you've been married three times."
"That doesn't mean anything I'm still as pure as the driven snow" said Madge.
Bessie was having none of it,"Come on then expain yourself"

"Well said Madge "George was a psychologist,all he wanted to do was talk about it.
"Henry was a gynaecologist,all he wanted to do was look at it"
"Fred was a stamp collector."
"God how I miss Fred"

[Jemisa]

Thanks Den, luv ya. x

jem

[tonyav]

Heard that one before Jem, but it's still a gud un lol.

[magicmick]

1st class jem :)

[askyourgran]

Lol jem where do you get them all from?

[daftgrandad]

Blimey jem,I suppose I can only take that as a compliment,to re-tell the joke
that I printed at 11.30am yesterday !

[McMouse]

Removing coffee from keyboard. Lol

[Jemisa]

Sorry DG, How did I miss it. I didn't mean to tread on your toes.
You know I hope that I no way would have done that on purpose. xx

jem

[Jeza]

It has taken me since yesterday to understand this joke. ( I am very naive )