It was a small town and the patrol man was doing his usuall evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot he came across two old ladies satting in a used car,
He asked them why they were sat in the car, and asked if they were trying to steal it,
oh heavens no said the ladies we have bought it
So why don't you drive it away
We can't drive
So why did you buy it
We were told if we bought a used car here we would get screwed