Ways to turn a man down...

[Jemisa]

He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, i'd rather have the money

He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

He: Your face must turn a few heads.
She: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

He: Haven't I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

He: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
She: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

He: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
She: Unfertilized.

He: I want to give myself to you.
She: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

He: Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
She: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice

[slinky.kate]

good ones,ha ha.

[tonyav]

Oi you pack it in, lol. Very good Jem.

[excelsior-1]

very good, Jemisa

[maggiebee]

Ha ha, thought you'd rise to the bait Tony.

[owdhamer]

Where's jem?

[tonyav]

DOH.

[owdhamer]

Sorry jem, not paying attention, that was so unfunny could it really be one of yours

[marval]

HaHa

[Jemisa]

Here I am Owd just putting the chicken in the oven... I'll save the
'parsons nose' for you.

jem

[owdhamer]

Thanks.

[Jemisa]

Sorry Owd but I do hit a bum note now & then. Oops!

Jem

[tonyav]

GROAN.