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One liners - well nearly!
Two cannibals are eating a slow roasted comedian and one says to the other,
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Question: What do Mack the Knife, Winnie the Pooh, and Attila the Hun have in common?
Answer: Their middle names.
A friend said to me: "I can never do the Welsh accent properly. Every time I try it it sounds like Pakistani''.
I said: ''You'll just have to try harder, Tariq''.
A man walks into a bookshop and says "I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology."
Someone told me flowers had sex organs....POPPYCOCK!
Once I posed nude for a magazine. I've never been back to THAT newstand.
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Question: What do Mack the Knife, Winnie the Pooh, and Attila the Hun have in common?
Answer: Their middle names.
A friend said to me: "I can never do the Welsh accent properly. Every time I try it it sounds like Pakistani''.
I said: ''You'll just have to try harder, Tariq''.
A man walks into a bookshop and says "I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology."
Someone told me flowers had sex organs....POPPYCOCK!
Once I posed nude for a magazine. I've never been back to THAT newstand.
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