Walking

[marval]

I was walking down the street with my husband earlier when he accused me of being ashamed to be seen with him.

"That's total rubbish" I replied.

By text, from across the road.

[albaqwerty]

lol

Mine treats me like the queen, he walks 2 steps behind me :-D
(true)

[marval]

Ah bless

[starone]

My husband always walked in front of me. He reckoned it was to protect me from prospective muggers. Good excuse.