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I installed a skylight in my apartment yesterday
The people who live above me are furious
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did.
Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars".
I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Déjà Vu." The headwaiter said,
"Don't I know you?"
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything.
Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check.
Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, "Cut it out."
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row."
I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."
I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be
really tired.
I was born by Caesarean section...but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.
The people who live above me are furious
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did.
Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars".
I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Déjà Vu." The headwaiter said,
"Don't I know you?"
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything.
Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check.
Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, "Cut it out."
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row."
I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."
I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be
really tired.
I was born by Caesarean section...but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.
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