The Priest and the Rabbi

kestrelg | 18:52 Tue 23rd Oct 2012 | Jokes

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A priest and a Rabbi found themselves sitting next to each other at boring conference. After a while the Priest said " is it right that you are not supposed to eat pig meat", " yes said the Rabbi no pig meat, at all".
" Have you never been tempted" says the priest
" Once I was so hungry that I did succomb to a bacon sandwich" replies the Rabbi.
"What about you and celibacy , have you never been tempted " says the Rabbi
" Just once" replies the priest " when a beautiful young woman seduced me"
" Sure beats the hell out of a bacon sandwich doesn't it" says the Rabbi

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