Oops

[marval]

"I can't believe that you and Claire are splitting up," said John to his friend Pete. "I've always thought of you as the perfect couple, that you'd be together forever.

Surely you can sort things out, it can't be that bad, can it?"

"Well" explained Pete, "We were driving through a red light district last night when Claire said: "Oh look, it's one of those hookers, or prostitutes, or whores or whatever you call them."

And I said: 'It's Kelly, her name is Kelly.'"

[starone]

tee-hee, what a mistake.

[maggiebee]

Oops

[excelsior-1]

he obviously contracted 'foot-in-mouth' disease