Beware

[marval]

Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of the dog!" posted on the glass door.

Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.

"Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" he asked the owner.

"Yep, that's him," came the reply.

The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"

"Because," the owner explained, "Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."

[Brinjal]

Oh dear lol I think

[DTCwordfan]

groan.....!

[tonyav]

I was thinking that myself, DT. not one of your best, marval.

[marval]

Sorry folks, must try harder.

[tonyav]

LOL, well everyone can't be a gem, marval.

[marval]

Or Jem tony

[Psybbo]

LOL I like it

[marval]

Thanks sibton

[Kiki-frog]

Well I quite liked it. But only because it reminded me of our village shop and the owners' senile and flatulent old German Shepherd.

[Kiki-frog]

German Shepherd Dog, that is, not as in shepherd from Germany.

[tonyav]

I thought you would, sibo.
Oi marval no need for the play on words, some of your jokes are very good imo.

[tonyav]

Oh gawd, here's another one now. stop trying to make me look bad lol.

[Kiki-frog]

No need for anyone to try, tony, no need at all x

[tonyav]

Oi shadapp ^^^^^. gawd she's a bloody smart arse.

[Kiki-frog]

Sorry, but you walked right in to that one. Lol

[tonyav]

You aint sorry at all, are you lol.

[Kiki-frog]

No, not really
;-)

[tonyav]

See I bloody knew it.

[marval]

Don't mind me keep talking lol

[tonyav]

It's ok marval, I haven't forgotten the joke !.