A woman

[ruthandsam]

gets on a bus with her baby.
As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says:
"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. eeuurgh!"
The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You shouldn't take that. You tell him off
– go ahead, I'll hold your monkey."