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Iluvspikey | 21:43 Wed 14th Nov 2012 | Jokes
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I believe that sex is one of the most wholesome, natural, beautiful thing money can buy - Tom Clancy

Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, then you better have a good hand - Woody Allen

You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? - Me neither - Steve Martin

Being bi-sexual doubles your chances of a date on Saturday night!- Rodney Dangerfield

women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place - Billy Crystal

A new survey suggests that women prefer to undress in front of men than other women other women are too judgemental, whereas men are just grateful - Robert De Niro
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Its too high off the ground to feed itself - Booldawg
"Sex - what the coal comes in" ... Harrogate Ladies
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, "The man goes on top and the woman underneath."

For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. - Joan Rivers
I like the Woody Allen one - that is clever!
if ever this called for a song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnVOt2LK2Gg&feature=player_detailpage

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