The Thirsty Golfer

[dickythecook]

A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the St Andrews course. A grounds keeper shouts, "Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's fool ae coo's broccoli an pish!" The golfer replies, "My Good fellow, I'm from England. Could you repeat that for me in English?" The keeper replies, "I said, use two hands, you'll spill less that way!"

[maggiebee]

Aye, dinnae mess wi' us