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Down At The Retirement Centre

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McMouse | 14:55 Sun 18th Nov 2012 | Jokes
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80-year old Bessie bursts into the common room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!"

An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"

Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."
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Ha ha had. very good.
sorry that last d shouldn't be there Just moved house and the light in this room is very bad. Can't see what I am doing on this blooming keyboard. Must get a stronger bulb.

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