Brain transplant

[Kiki-frog]

This may well have been posted before, but what the hell, it's good enough to repeat.

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silently as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "£5,000 for a male brain, and £200 for a female brain..."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

[starone]

Tee-hee, oldie but goodie kiki and still deserves a lol

[Kiki-frog]

lol, star, I thought I'd maybe seen it on here before. But some points deserve to be stressed, methinks.

[baza]

N Clegg had to have an a*** transplant , the a*** rejected him.

[Kiki-frog]

hahaha, that's brilliant, baza. What a shame Star's already got the best answer award thingy. That is quality

[plautus]

That Clegg joke was originally made by the Monty Python team about Richard Nixon. Showing my age now.

[baza]

I knew I'd heard it before, didn't think it was that long ago.

[puternut]

I'm gona report you to the joke thief police

November 8th

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