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The 6.30pm...
I loved this one:..........
After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.
As the train rolled out of the station, the bloke sitting next to her pulled out his mobile phone and started talking in a loud voice:
"Hi sweetheart. It's Harry. I'm on the train.
Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting.
No, love, not with that blonde from the accounts office. With the boss.
No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life.
Yes, I'm sure.............. cross my heart"
Ten minutes later, he was still talking loudly, when the young woman sitting next to him had had enough and leaned over and said into the phone,
"Harry, turn that phone off and come back to bed."
Harry doesn't use his mobile phone in public any longer.
After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.
As the train rolled out of the station, the bloke sitting next to her pulled out his mobile phone and started talking in a loud voice:
"Hi sweetheart. It's Harry. I'm on the train.
Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting.
No, love, not with that blonde from the accounts office. With the boss.
No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life.
Yes, I'm sure.............. cross my heart"
Ten minutes later, he was still talking loudly, when the young woman sitting next to him had had enough and leaned over and said into the phone,
"Harry, turn that phone off and come back to bed."
Harry doesn't use his mobile phone in public any longer.
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Great. Very good advice.
My district nurse's phone number only differs from mine by one digit, so I occasionally get her calls. If I get a 'younger' voice calling for her, I often say, "Yes, she's right beside me, I'll just wake her."
Pregnant silence, then hoots of laughter when I tell them they've got the wrong number and immediately give them the correct one.
My district nurse's phone number only differs from mine by one digit, so I occasionally get her calls. If I get a 'younger' voice calling for her, I often say, "Yes, she's right beside me, I'll just wake her."
Pregnant silence, then hoots of laughter when I tell them they've got the wrong number and immediately give them the correct one.
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