Xmas Shopping

[Jemisa]

I know I'm quite emotional anyway, even so this story especially touched me......
A couple were Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve and the whole place was heaving, packed with other last minute shoppers.
Walking through the shopping centre the surprised wife looked up from a window display and noticed her husband was nowhere to be seen. She knew they had lots still to do and she became very upset.

She rummaged in her handbag and found her mobile phoned then used it to call her husband to ask him where he was.
The husband in a calm voice replied: "Darling, you remember the jewellery shop we went into five years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that one day I would get it for you...?"

His wife's eyes filled with tears of emotion, she began to cry softly and stifling a sob she whispered:"Yes, I remember that jewellery shop..."
.

"Well," he said, "I'm in the pub next to it!"

[tonyav]

Big LOL, Jem. Very good.

[Smowball]

LOL, very good!

[bookbinder]

Nice one.

[marval]

lol

[starone]

Yes, think I would be a bit emotional in a case like this. lol

[plautus]

I was expecting something even more traumatic' on the lies of. "...we, I've bought it for someone else. Don't bother about dinner tomorrow"

[zebo]

Well your next post didn't last long, did it, miseryguts some people.

[chaptazbru]

I'd just commented on it when it vanished. I loved it Jem !

[Jemisa]

No you're right Zebo. I took a risk really I think it lasted 5 mins.
I hope you managed to catch it I thought it was funny. Oh well!!!

Jem

[tonyav]

I knew that wouldn't last long Jem, not with some of them on here anyway. I thought they were funny anyway.

[zebo]

I did a very quick lick'n'stick before it disappeared.

[Jemisa]

Oooooo! Thankyou ATB.
I hope you're enjoying your time here an AB.

jem

[chaptazbru]

The one about 8 or 9 English people was excellent ......

[dickythecook]

I thowt it were brill. I wur just porstin wen thred were not found.
I were mortifried, sum people av no sense ov umour

[zebo]

Triggerhappy, not a random black face but I know a lot of friends who would find them funny, I think for edgy jokes you always need to know your audience. Many jokes include a potential for offence, I live on Norfolk, so High Six to everyone this evening.

[tonyav]

LOL, excellent, Dicky.