Lying On My Deathbed...

[ChillDoubt]

I was instructing my lawyer on last-minute changes in my will.

"I wish to leave everything I own, all stocks, bonds property, art, and money, to my wife." I said, "However, there is one stipulation"

"And that is?" He replied

"In order to inherit, she must marry within six months of my death."

"Why make such an unusual request?" The lawyer asked me, puzzled.

I answered, "Because I want someone to be sorry I died."

[tenrec]

Ha ha!

[starone]

Ha-ha - Naughty!