I worked as a tailor for a while ...

[excelsior-1]

... But it was a sew-sew job that did not suit me.

[doctordb]

The fact that you weren't cut out for it is immaterial.

[excelsior-1]

Doctorb

You have the measure of me.

[tonyav]

Oi zip it.

[vulcan]

stop needling each other.

[tonyav]

Oi button it.

[vulcan]

have to stop now, I've got a stitch.

[doctordb]

Excelsior, we're you sacked or did you jacket in.

[Cruciformist]

What a thread this is!

[Cruciformist]

For a while, I didn't cotton on to this joke.

[tonyav]

Were they trying to hem you in, excel.

[excelsior-1]

I tried to tell them i was not happy - but they didn't cotton on.

[excelsior-1]

D-oh!!

Beaten by cruciformist.

[Psybbo]

There's a certain pattern forming here............

[vulcan]

Oh, reely ?

[excelsior-1]

You are just trying to pin me down, tony

[Cruciformist]

Don't let excel pull the wool over your eyes!

[tonyav]

Well it does seam that way doesn't it, excel.

[excelsior-1]

If it goes to court ..
.. You can be a material witness, cruciformist.

[Baldric]

Hope they don't put you in Cuffs for this!

[Baldric]

It's a great Yarn though!