I was a lumberjack .....

[excelsior-1]

.... But i was given the axe

[tonyav]

I always thought that you would be for the chop.

[DTCwordfan]

then you will have plenty of time for a morning woodie, excel.

[vulcan]

I saw that coming.

[Psybbo]

So you jacked it in

[tonyav]

Wooden it be good if you got another job quickly.

[marval]

Wood you like to branch out then?

[tonyav]

No need to pine about it, excel.

[excelsior-1]

Never felled the need to, marval

[Psybbo]

Life's a beech

[tonyav]

Go spend a few days at the beech, you'll soon forget about it.

[DTCwordfan]

We're rooting for you, excel.

[marval]

Ah I've twigged it, no need to pack your trunk then.

[tonyav]

I should have thought that you would be able to conker that job, excel.

[tonyav]

Ok ok, stop barking on about it.

[Nibble]

"No. 1 - The Larch"

[tonyav]

And put a cork in it.

[marval]

You are going to get a raft treemendous of answers

[Psybbo]

Don't lumber me with your troubles, I got logs of my own

[marval]

*of*

[excelsior-1]

Some tree-mendous responses here