Girls night out

[rockyracoon]

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married: The other night I was invited out for a night with the ";girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ";I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just ............as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him ";MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said ";We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, ";Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said ";oh Sugar"; Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted

[TobyLaRhone]

Like it - even with the dratted formatting.

[magicmick]

Good one rocky

[rockyracoon]

Toby, it 's grating isn't it, I should have checked before I submitted but I didn't know AB was playing up.

[marval]

lol

[Grandma_Yiddo]

Tears were running down my face as I read that,it is hilarious.

[Baldric]

Lol, good one!