I Played Trumpet In An Orchestra ...

[excelsior-1]

... but i blew that job

[cg51]

did you get drummed out?

[maggiebee]

Oh been on the fiddle again?

[jno]

having sax during a performance is frowned on.

[excelsior-1]

jno

resorting to bass responses?

[shooty]

I can't blame you, they did Harp on !!

[Mammar]

At this rate, you'll be banned

[shoota]

Bet it gave you the flugelhorn

[excelsior-1]

i blame myself

i made a cymbal mistake

[shoota]

Was it a voluntary redundancy?

[shoota]

Bet it was a trill a minute....

[marval]

I hope you conducted yourself well

[Mick-Talbot]

Cello Excel, you aint half clocking spiel of late.

[Graham-W]

There wasn't enough brass in it.

[shoota]

I apid for my audience to attend - it was a fanfare

[excelsior-1]

You get best answer mick
For taking the mick

[DTCwordfan]

Cor anglais, excel, have you played with that gorgeous, pouting Alison Balsom, you lucky old dog.

That's you at the back, fourth in, I presume.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUZYoVw7moc

[excelsior-1]

affirmative, DT

what a night that was

[DTCwordfan]

she can blow a great b flat key on me.....

[Arksided]

I Played Trumpet In An Orchestra ... but i blew that job

Poor Trumpet, I bet he's still in therapy

[shoota]

Couldn't find me music - I was a Haydn concerto....