Trevor & Stacey...

[Jemisa]

Trevor is driving over the Q E Bridge Dartford one day when he sees his girlfriend, Stacey about to throw herself off. Trevor slams on the brakes and yells, "Hey Stacey what the hell d'ya think you're doing?"

Stacey turns around with a tear in her eye and says, "Hi Trevor you got me pregnant and so now I'm gonna kill myself." Trevor gets a lump in his throat when he hears this news . He says "Bloody Hell Stacey ... Not only are you a great shag, but you're a real sport too." ...

and drives off.

[boxtops]

sorry Jem, that's not remotely funny....

[Georgiesmum]

Thats awful, sorry.

[boxtops]

I don't know why I said "sorry", I'm not!

[Jemisa]

Well I'm sorryfolks but its not a real situation.
One cannot please all the people all the time. :(

jem

[starone]

That's the trouble jem, people take it too seriously and forget it is supposed to be a joke. I have the same problem.