I Applied For Job As A Painter...

[Cruciformist]

..but was given the brush -off. It was so emulsional.

[Cruciformist]

I lost weight over it - I was thinner. I glossed over the details.

[excelsior-1]

you were canned then

[glasman]

Cruciformist, you've just ruined about 20 replies at this stage.

[vulcan]

stop stirring it.

[vulcan]

this post might varnish shortly.

[Cruciformist]

glasman - then let the ABers exercise the grey matter! It's cold today - I need a top-coat!

[fredkins]

So It was all a total white-wash then.

[glasman]

Ok. Sorry for being so hard - gloss over it.

[Cruciformist]

Man, ahm a-getting in dis temper now.

[excelsior-1]

a tanker carrying red paint collided with a tanker carrying purple paint


both crews were marooned

[glasman]

Tommy Cooper:-

"I painted my wife in oils - she looks like a sardine"

[vulcan]

these replies are eggshellant.

[magicmick]

I went for some paint the guy said watercolour would you like?

[vulcan]

Is painting a dyeing trade?