My Boss Sacked Me From My Job As An Electrician.....

[Cruciformist]

We got our wires crossed. It wasn't my volt.

[shoota]

Shocking!

[tonyav]

Didn't get conFUSED did you.

[marval]

Watt had you done? Should you have given the company a plug?

[owdhamer]

Tony you are not wired up right.

[tonyav]

I thought that job would be terminal.

[marval]

Did sparks fly then?

[owdhamer]

Have you a fuse for the wifes chair tony.

[tonyav]

I know owd, I couldn't connect with the boss.

[tonyav]

Gawd owd, she's gonna go barmy if she see's this, the sparks will fly lol.

[factor-fiction]

Watt?
Did you put up any resistance?

[marval]

I think you might get lamped tony

[factor-fiction]

You shouldn't have kept coming in su late

[tonyav]

What is your current job.

[factor-fiction]

Watt's your current employment status?

[owdhamer]

No probs she is ok at ohm.

[tonyav]

So your boss finally saw the light then.

[owdhamer]

Deep sea diver in the dry docks.

[tonyav]

Were you circuit training.

[marval]

What job did you switch to?

[Mick-Talbot]

Bloody hell..... as if there wasn't enough with excelsior ....seems we have another live wire.