Lights...

[Jemisa]

I LOVE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!

They remind me of some of my workmates.

They hang together,

Half the b@st@rds don't work,

& the ones that do aren't all that bright!

[excelsior-1]

so very true

[puternut]

I suppose you only watch the ones that flash!

[emmie]

it's the ones that go out and don't tell you, i worry about.

[Canary42]

It's your fault - if you looked after them properly and gave them the attention they require they'd sparkle all the time.

[owdhamer]

I will have the union on you lady.

[starone]

Tee-hee at joke and answers