I Was A Shellfish Breeder....

[Cruciformist]

(careful how you say that!).....

The world was my oyster.

[excelsior-1]

he owes me ... and i expect him to shell out

[shoota]

When you lived in Musselburgh ?

[DTCwordfan]

Two crabs were sunbathing on the beach.
The girl crab suggested that the boy crab go get them an ice cream cone.
Having purchased two cones, Mr. Crab made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream. By the time he had finished the ice cream, he realized that his girlfriend's had started to melt all down his claw, so he licked it up and ended up eating hers too.
When he arrived back at the beach Ms. Crab exclaimed "Where's my ice cream cone?
"Well", he said. "I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so I ate that too."
She was incensed and cried "You shellfish bastar-d!!"

I hope that you aren't shellfish, Cruci, as the girls don't like that......

[tonyav]

He used to be a cockle shell hero, shoota.

[shoota]

Yet more pearlers....

[Cruciformist]

I'm very conchious of this good humour.

[DTCwordfan]

Don't go out with that sand-crab - he's a right son-of-a-beach.

[baza]

there is a plaice for this type of humour

[baza]

^^^ cod only knows where it is.

[Cruciformist]

I'm nacred.

[DTCwordfan]

I'm starting to flounder, anybody else?

[Psybbo]

I'm getting crabby now

[baza]

sibo you are a dab hand at this.

[excelsior-1]

don't make any anemones over this matter

[DTCwordfan]

did they replace you with an urchin, Cruci?

[tonyav]

Hey don't knock him, he's put his sole into this thread.

[Psybbo]

Stop (octo)pussy footing around

[excelsior-1]

he certainly has .. and no miskate

[DTCwordfan]

Actually, I thought it was a red herring to his real job, an oyster (sh)ucker

[Psybbo]

Whelk we all know now