Crosswords3 mins ago
Golf Panties...
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> Golf Panties................................................................
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> The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her
> ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
>
> 'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded.
> 'Well' she said, 'you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford
> any.'
>
> The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of
> decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear..'
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>
> Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt
> also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin
> Mary, woman! You've no knickers Why not?'
>
> She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'
>
> Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a
> 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear"!
>
> Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over
> her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
>
> 'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?' She
> too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'
>
> The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says,
'Well, fer the love 'o
> decency, here's a comb.... Tidy yerself up a bit.'