I Did Not Last Long As A Midwife

[excelsior-1]

i just couldn't deliver

[Psybbo]

Don't worry babe

[boxtops]

some people do it of their own ac-cord

[Psybbo]

Was it labour intensive?

[excelsior-1]

well, each shift seemed to last a maternity

[DaisyNonna]

Was that a pregnant pause?

[boxtops]

To digress:

I saw on obit in the local paper last week, where they had rhymed

example of maternity
with
into eternity

It's novel!