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It's Christmas
Mother bought a huge turkey for Christmas dinner.
'That must have cost a fortune!' I said .
'Actually I got it for a poultry amount,' she said.
A man went to a butcher's and saw that the turkeys were 90p a pound.
He said to the butcher, 'Do you raise them yourself?'
'Of course I do,' the butcher replied. 'They were only 50p a pound this morning!'
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'That must have cost a fortune!' I said .
'Actually I got it for a poultry amount,' she said.
A man went to a butcher's and saw that the turkeys were 90p a pound.
He said to the butcher, 'Do you raise them yourself?'
'Of course I do,' the butcher replied. 'They were only 50p a pound this morning!'
Christmas Books
The Art of Kissing
Miss L Toe
Winning at Charades
Vic Tree
Guessing your Presents
P King
Bad Gifts
M.T. Box
How to get a Great Present
B Good
What do you do after Christmas Dinner
Clare Inup
101 Cures for Indigestion
Ivor Pain
Sledging for Beginners
I.C. Bottom
Christmas Questions
I Dunnoe & Noah Little
I'd rather have fish for Christmas Dinner
Ann Chovie
Happy New Year
Mary Christmas
Will Grandpa come for Christmas
Woody Kum
Too much Christmas Dinner
O. Beets
My Brother Hogs all the Potatoes
Dick Tator
The four stages of life
You believe in Santa Claus
You don’t believe in Santa Claus
You become Santa Claus
You look like Santa Claus.
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