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I Got Bored With My Job As A Herbalist

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excelsior-1 | 20:03 Fri 04th Jan 2013 | Jokes
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not enough to do, too much thyme on my hands
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Avatar Image Mojo-Jo-Jo
You made a sage choice
20:06 Fri 04th Jan 2013
Avatar Image jno
that's a sage view of it, they'll probably put you out to grass
20:07 Fri 04th Jan 2013
Avatar Image Mojo-Jo-Jo
You did right to get out.
My friend was so stressed by it she started sleep-drinking.
She rosemary as a newt every morning.
20:08 Fri 04th Jan 2013
Avatar Image Calibax
Hope you don't rue the day. You could have made a mint.
20:09 Fri 04th Jan 2013
Avatar Image Psybbo
So you stuffed it
20:10 Fri 04th Jan 2013
Avatar Image Frank97
Surely they could have found you some fennel to do?
20:11 Fri 04th Jan 2013
Avatar Image jno
it's just the chive talking
20:12 Fri 04th Jan 2013
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i spent a lot of time listening to my cd's of a band (herb alpert and the the tijuana brass)
20:14 Fri 04th Jan 2013
Avatar Image Svejk
How cress.
22:58 Fri 04th Jan 2013
Avatar Image maggiebee
Hows about cumin to the pub with Rosemary and me?
23:02 Fri 04th Jan 2013
Avatar Image Zacs-Master
You can't parsleybly believe that.
23:04 Fri 04th Jan 2013
Avatar Image Svejk
Oh come on, you're just being dilly now.
23:09 Fri 04th Jan 2013
Avatar Image owdhamer
You were nutmegged.
23:10 Fri 04th Jan 2013
Avatar Image DTCwordfan
Thyme for bed, me thinks. Rosemary, are you coming with me?
23:10 Fri 04th Jan 2013
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(Rosemary is a synonym for Sibs x)
23:10 Fri 04th Jan 2013
Avatar Image Zacs-Master
No but Bazile is.
23:12 Fri 04th Jan 2013
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FYI, the French for Sibs is Ciboulette......
23:14 Fri 04th Jan 2013
Avatar Image Zacs-Master
Very clever DT. I bayleaf you.
23:16 Fri 04th Jan 2013
Avatar Image owdhamer
Men of garlic in the hollow. sorry to Wales.
23:17 Fri 04th Jan 2013
Avatar Image DTCwordfan
I wonder if we can sell these puns to the big Ad Man, Martin Sorrell?
23:20 Fri 04th Jan 2013

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