I Remember A Teacher ......

[excelsior-1]

..... who was cross-eyed

he could not control his pupils

[askyourgran]

Oh lol.

[tonyav]

He should have focused more on the job.

[starone]

Groan - and tee-hee.

[frugalfred]

...then he should have given them lashes...

[frugalfred]

This humour is very 'ighbrow.

[tonyav]

Did you tip him the wink excel.

[Zacs-Master]

His favourite schoolgirl was iris.

[frugalfred]

This humour is getting cornea and cornea!

[magicmick]

Was his favorite group REM?

[tonyav]

Lens me your glasses fred.

[frugalfred]

Shan't be sniffing Evostik any longer - just come out of a glue coma.

[Svejk]

You've just got a stigma cos he was bossy.

[frugalfred]

My hope here is that he was also short-sighted...

[Tilly2]

This is aqueous humor.

[frugalfred]

Don't be so ciliary, Tilly.

[frugalfred]

Socket to 'em!

[Tilly2]

I'm not being ciliary, frugalfred. I'm trying to be vitreous.

[frugalfred]

Now look here, Mac, yer lardy generation is a problem..

[frugalfred]

and, and, and, and, - I've got conjunctivitis!