Two Tourists In Africa

[excelsior-1]

are on the plains observing a lioness

the lioness spots them and starts to approach, picking up speed

one of the tourists takes sneakers out of his knapsack and puts them on

his companion says "you'll not out-run the lioness in those"
he replies "don't have to .. i just need to out-run you"

[excelsior-1]

well i liked it, when it was told to me

[RATTER15]

Very good, also very old lol

[marval]

Oldie but goodie

[starone]

Tee-hee, it made me smile excel.

[excelsior-1]

thanks starbuckone

(hope you are not lion to me)

[JonnyBoy12]

Why could the lion not use his mobile phone in the jungle?

He had forgotten to buy a simba card!


Why was the lion so popular with the tourists on safari?

He was the 'mane' feature!


Why did the other animals not believe the king of beasts when he was relating his travels?

Because he was always 'lion'!

[Hopkirk]

If you are being chased by a lion, just throw it your old christmas tree

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dJvWWOutseI#!