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excelsior-1 | 18:09 Sun 06th Jan 2013 | Jokes
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..and when they get back to their truck they see it's surrounded by three bears.

"OK guys, I figure the only way to get to the truck is to really get them mad. Then they'll leave and we can go home. So, Ed, you take the one on the left, the little cub with the broken leg, and I'll take the one in the middle, the little cub with one eye and a hurt paw, and Joe, you take the one on the right, the huge silvertip mama grizzly bear with blood-encrusted claws, the big teeth, and froth around the mouth".

"Hey, man wait a sec, I'm supposed to get this monster mad, and you guys get the cubs ? That's not fair!"

"Now, now, Joe. We all have our bears to cross."
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Had any good jobs lately?
A cockle picker asks when do I stop picking ,when the water gets to knee high,said the boss,but the only ne hi he knew was sat in his van on the car park
LOL, you having a little knock at Morcombe Bay owd.
thanks again for my ryan yesterday, excel. made my week ;-) x
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i was happy to do it, lgc

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