Can You Tell I Am Bored? Pt 2

[marval]

Ever played the Eskimo lottery?
You have to be Inuit to win it.


My dog has just learnt the basics of a rollover.
He's one step closer to presenting the National Lottery.


My mate won a fortune on the lottery, spent the entire lot in a year at the local fish and chip shop, and just frittered it away.


All through school I tried to work out what made my teacher tick?
Turns out it was correct answers.


There's a female teacher at school who's always telling jokes, but I never see the punch line coming. That's Miss Direction for you.


To me, good exercise is soaking in a tub, pulling the plug, and fighting the current!


Being very health and safety conscious, I put rock salt all over a huge Ice patch in my local area. I prevented a lot of people slipping over but, on the down side, I'm now banned from the Ice rink.


My New Year's resolution was to get personal trainers for my other half and me. It seems silly to share a pair when our feet are completely different sizes.

[starone]

Tee-hee another good collection.