He says to the barber. "Sir how can I make hair grow on my chest?"
The barber replies, "Go home and put Vaseline on your chest really
thick..."
That night the young man does as the barber told him. His partner
climbs into bed and reaches over to hold him and feels the slime on
his chest..he says, "What the hell is this?"
The other man replies, "The barber told me that if I put Vaseline on
my chest hair would grow..."
His partner replies, "You stupid s0d if that were the case
you would have a damn long pony tail hanging out of your @rse by now..."