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Wee Quick Scottish Joke (2)
One I remember from a coaster (It's an old one).
Q. What's the difference between a rich Scotsman, a poor Scotsman and a dead Scotsman?
A. The rich Scotsman has a canopy over his bed. The poor Scotsman has a can o' pee under the bed and the dead Scotsman canna pee at all!
Q. What's the difference between a rich Scotsman, a poor Scotsman and a dead Scotsman?
A. The rich Scotsman has a canopy over his bed. The poor Scotsman has a can o' pee under the bed and the dead Scotsman canna pee at all!
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