Out Of Fuel...

[Jemisa]

A man was driving down the road and ran out of fuel. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'
'I'm out of fuel,' the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his fuel tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
'Try it now,' said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right away. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my petrol tank'?


The bee answered,






Wait for it.wait for it..





You're just going to love this..









BP. (I'll get me coat)

[sunny-dave]

I hope you didn't Shell out much for that one Jem :+)

[sunny-dave]

It's not a Total failure though ...

[tonyav]

Slight groan but also a slight lol at that one Jem.

[Gizmonster]

Esso that one coming :P .
Well, actually I didn't, but I couldn't re-word it to fit in lol =/

[excelsior-1]

got a nice buzz from reading that

[Psybbo]

Thats a real 'bee in your bonnet' jem

[frugalfred]

Fact - Latin word for bee is Apis !!

[tonyav]

Jem your a mischievous little Elf.

[marval]

Tank you for that Jem lol

[starone]

Tee Hee. every one a masterpiece!

[zebo]

I got a right telling off in Primary school for telling that!