I Have A Donor Card

[excelsior-1]

it reads

'i would like someone to have my kebab after my death'

[marval]

Shish, don't tell everyone.

[Zacs-Master]

Your kidneying me.

[Frank97]

It's a pita I don't like them!

[tenrec]

Ha ha.

[Zacs-Master]

I can't afford a kebab. My giros not arrived.

[maggiebee]

OMG, had to read it twice before the penny dropped - duh!