Wordplay

marval | 22:57 Sat 12th Jan 2013 | Jokes

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I shot someone with a starting gun.
I've been charged with race crimes.

I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!'
I thought, "That's just spam."

My mate dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water....I think he meant well.

I was walking through the park last night and one guy threw sodium chloride on me and another covered me in sulphuric acid.
It was terrible. I didn't know how to react.

Some yob attacked me down the local park tonight with a bat.
I was really impressed at how well he'd trained it.

I start my job at a restaurant tomorrow.
I can't wait.

I was lying in bed and I thought, "I've got to start telling the truth."

The worst pub I've ever been to was called The Fiddle.
It really was a vile inn.

Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
We're a cover band.

I saw a guy stacking shelves at Tesco complaining because the top shelf was broken, and he couldn't keep it up.
I think he had a wrecked aisle dysfunction.