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marval | 23:57 Sat 12th Jan 2013 | Jokes
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I shot someone with a starting gun.
I've been charged with race crimes.


I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!'
I thought, "That's just spam."


My mate dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water....I think he meant well.


I was walking through the park last night and one guy threw sodium chloride on me and another covered me in sulphuric acid.
It was terrible. I didn't know how to react.


Some yob attacked me down the local park tonight with a bat.
I was really impressed at how well he'd trained it.


I start my job at a restaurant tomorrow.
I can't wait.


I was lying in bed and I thought, "I've got to start telling the truth."


The worst pub I've ever been to was called The Fiddle.
It really was a vile inn.


Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
We're a cover band.


I saw a guy stacking shelves at Tesco complaining because the top shelf was broken, and he couldn't keep it up.
I think he had a wrecked aisle dysfunction.





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Lol.
marval strikes again

the second one is brilliant
Keep them coming Marval ! x
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i really like the 5th one
I thought the last one was extremely clever. lol at all of them.

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