Tesco's Burgers....

[bazwillrun]

They're low in fat but surprisingly high in Shergar...

[frugalfred]

Brilliant! Brilliant!!!

[Infomaniac]

Amazingly quick with a topical joke. Well done.

[squarebear]

You might like these posted by jno earlier:

From Twitter:

@Freddie_UK: A woman has been taken to hospital after eating horsemeatburgers. Her condition is said to be stable.

@BobJWilliams: I expect this only relates to those mini-burgers you have as snacks. You know, the horse d'oeuvres.

@JohnMoynes: I get all my horsemeat from an independent dodgy butcher.

@DiamondsIRL: Are you in favour of Horsemeat in your burgers? Yay or Neigh?

@GBretman: So horsemeat has been found in Tesco Products but a spokesman says It's botox

@pinkyperfection: I had a tesco burger and now I'm feeling a little horse

@brucel: Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony

@PaulLewis: Scientist: "Sir, we've discovered horse meat in your burgers." Tesco boss: "Why the long face?"

@PensionsMonkey: There was an old woman who swallowed a horse, she'd been to Tesco, of course.

@elhaydo: Good thing about these horse puns is it's stopped all the sick Jimmy Saddle jokes

[Baldric]

The 'Black Farmer' brand for sausages

and 'Black Beauty' for burgers

[Kiki-frog]

My Lidl pony, lol, that's quality

[vulcan]

Somebody rang the radio this morning to tell us Hamburgers is an anagram of Shergar bum.

[brionon]

Went to my fridge for a Tesco burger and --They're Off.!!

[frugalfred]

Tesco Home De-livery.

[Baldric]

^^^ It was late, he STALLed ^^^

[LochNessMonster]

Eat them and get the trotters ?

You'll have to canter to the loo ?

[jim360]

Best yet I reckon!